So I heard this rumor that you have a small penis. I want to know if its true because to be honest I always hear guys saying their dick is tiny but its really 8-9 inches. So I want to see it! OMG it really is 2inches! How do you wank that baby dick??? No girl will ever touch or fuck that thing- the only thing you are good for is licking My shoes clean! At least something around here will get a lick.