Samantha\’s BACK, and its bad news for YOU! She knows how much you lusted after hot chicks in high school, how you ached for the popular girls who wouldn\’t even look at you!! AND that you\’re only WORSE as you get older and even LESS appealing! She finds it hysterical. She continues the trip down memory lane of your dreary, frustrated high school days, mocking the way you were shunned by all the girls! \ you could be back in high school? With all the YOUNG, PRETTY girls???\ Ahhh, but none of them wanted you did they? They all made FUN of you didn\’t they!?!\ She keeps it up, while your memories of blue-ball hallways return – \ didn\’t have a CHANCE IN HELL!! Nooooooo way!\ She has a good time talking about how UNPOPULAR you were back at school…. Could it get WORSE?? It does! She takes aim at one of your special little \’short\’comings… Samantha\’s so passionate about BIG dicks, which is why she\’s good at making fun of the SMALL ONES!! Good luck. You\’ll need it shrimpy!
