I love to smoke, because smoking makes me very evil. Sit down, relax, and empty all of your money into that basket over there. I light up an unfiltered cigarette and begin your treatment of inhaling my smoke. I am beginning to take over your mind… don’t you love it? Your first task will be to apply online for every credit card you can find. I know your credit score is perfect, and you need to use it, for me! Ugh this cigarillo is a waste. I need to switch to smoking a cigar.

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