You poor poor thing. You must be feeling terrible. Here it is, right before Valentine’s Day, and you have no date! You see all your friends making plans for the big day, about to have fun and a good time, and you’ll be stuck at home, all alone. I think I know why you feel like a loser. IT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER! Look at you, wasting your time looking at fetish porn, surfing the internet for fantasy females you will never have! Look at your body. Is it trim and firm like mine? Of course not! And that face of yours- it makes Medusa look like the winner of a beauty pageant! You have more chins than a Chinese phone book! Give me one good reason why I should go out with you? Why should I ever be seen, be associated, with you? You are a disgrace to the male species of the human race! Why would any female, just not someone as gorgeous, attractive, and incomparable like me, want to go out with YOU?? Certainly not to have a good time. The only thing you have in common with an alpha male is the fact that both of your birth certificates indicate that your sex is male- although in your case I am not sure that they didn’t make a mistake at the hospital.

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