Here’s the thing: size matters. So many guys with such little dicks. It’s sad really. For us ladies more so than you guys. There’s nothing you can do about it either – it’s not like you can get dick enlargement surgery! However there is one thing you tiny dick losers can do to make up for what you lack in the trouser department – you can learn to eat pussy like a champ. I am still disgusted with the amount of guys who don’t perform this simple yet glorious act – particularly if they aren’t even packing a python to make up for it! If you have a small cock, the least you can do is eat pussy. THE LEAST. That is a bare minimum requirement! So you better get to work or you’ll be spending a very lonely life jerking off over internet porn, never interacting with a real human woman for the rest of your days!

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