You’re coming on a little journey with me throughout the house. My hay fever is really bad today. Excuse me! I was in the garden yesterday, pressure washing the patio. In fact I’ll show you after I put on a dressing gown. I’m not really dressed for going outside. Okay… one sec… there! Oh, damn! It’s been raining! Look down there. That’s where I pressure washed. It actually looked better before I did it. Well, never… fucking… mind. Let’s go back inside. Would you like me to kiss you? mmm! Do you know? I’m hungry. Wonder what I’ve got. Oh, I could make some pasta! Yes. Okay, I’ll get that started and then we can go into the living room and chat. And kiss.

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