Well loser, didn?t you think it was a LITTLE strange that THE HOTTEST girl in the club decided to go home with a jackoff loser like YOU? LOL! Don?t get too excited JACKASS, you know there had to be an alternate reason! Goddess Capri destroys your silly dreams with her first words? ?Fuck you?re UGLY! Eeerch!? HAHAHA! LOOOOOSER! ?Didn?t you SEE me and my friends laughing at you?? Should have just stayed at home jerking it all by yourself like usual dumbass, instead of trying to pick up a hot girl like a real man would. Now Capri?s gonna make you PAY! ?I only came back her cuz I saw how much MONEY you had in your wallet. It?s gonna be MY money in a minute!? Princess Capri proceeds to TOTALLY destroy you for your pathetic masquerade. ?I remember geeks like you in high school. I used to be them lick my shoes. THEN I?d take your lunch money! LOL!? She degrades you and mocks your pathetic life, and then makes you worship her while she takes all your cash. ?Get your nose right up to it? take a REALLY BIG sniff?? She keeps berating you for being such an ugly troll, and admonishing you for even TRYING to go out and ?stare at girls like me?? She?s disgusted by you, but doesn?t mind taking some pics while you obey her commands like a ?faggot?, just so her friends can laugh at you later. They all made bets on how small your penis was! LOL! That?s right, you?re a loser but you?re gonna make someone else a winner! ?I don?t ever wanna see your ugly face back at the club, JERKOFF!? Oh well, guess you?re gonna have to stay at home jerking off to your humiliation, while Capri parties with all your cash and goes home with a real man. LOL! Get your TEENIE WEENIE club in your hand, loserboy, and get started! We have clothes to buy and real men to meet on your dollar! SUCKER!!! LOL!
