Goddess Danielle is chilling in the Queen Suite at a 5-star London Hotel, reflecting on how rich she is and how rich she is going to be as Her queue of drooling pay-zombies gets longer and longer. How fucked up is it that people pay SO much to lick the grime off her boots?! She knows that behind the computer screen, you are just another addicted minion, completely hooked… And however hard you try, you are going to spend and wank and spend and wank for the rest of your life! Credit cards and tissues at the ready…