Get down on the floor, today you’re my horse! And better do it with some passion, not this lazy! Come on, today you’ll have to endure plenty – my horse isn’t as weak as you are, come on, go faster! This really isn’t any fun with you, you’re moving like a donkey, not like a horse! Maybe I should take you to the slaughterhouse instead?! I really never had such a slow horse like you, that’s truly unbelievable!

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