Oh my god. My friends set me up with you? This must be a practical joke! Are they playing a joke on me? They must be because you are hideous. I was going to finish my drink and order an appetizer but once you sat down I lost my appetite. There is no way I am sitting here any longer with you. I am leaving right now. **Viewer hands me money** Now this is a date I can stay a little longer for. Hand me more money while I insult you. **Viewer hands me more money** Lets make a deal. I will go out with you once a week. You will slide money across the table to me from the time I start drinking until it is gone. Who knows how much money you will spend. $100, $200, $400? Just keep sliding over your cash!

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