Welcome to my office John! Looks like you have run into some luck finally! Winning the Lottery and becoming a millionaire must feel great! You were a dorky, divorced 45 year old- now you are a dorky, divorced 45 year old millionaire! Well let me be honest John- I\’m not here to give you financial advice…I\’m here to take that Lottery Check. There\’s no way you can resist me… I know it\’s been so long since you\’ve been with a women… Just sign this Power of Attorney………I promise I\’ll make it worth it……