Ever since you can remember you’re single as fuck – a true bachelor who has never been seen with a womman because you are just too shy to win a girl’s heart. Frustrated you envy lucky couples and crave for a girlfriend who’s always there for ya, listens and loves you just the way you are. As you know I always wanna make you happy and so I made great efforts finding your perfect match – she has all you ever wanted, loser: From now on you’re dating my worn stinky socks! You are in a relationship with my cute socks including all that sweet couple stuff. After getting to know each other little better your new gf will move to your house, sleep in your bed and you’ll have romantic dinners and pervy sock sex. She will be waiting for you to come home at night, ignore all your flaws and no matter how dumb you act stay with you for ever. Even though it seems a bit unconventional dating socks it is the ideal solution for you ugly bastard and everything touched by my divine feet is so much more worth than any bitch could ever be. Happy 4 ever, sucker 😀

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